One, Two, Freddys’ Coming For You
Three, Four, Better Lock Your Door
Five, Six, Grab A Crucifix
Seven, Eight, Gunna Stay Up Late
Nine, Ten… Never Sleep Again!
YES….YES…..YES!!!!! ITS HALLOWEEN MUTHA FU*KA >:D
My Favorite Time Of The Year !!! Where I Can Put My Special Effects To Use And Scare The Poo Out of Children ! I’m a Senior This Year and its My Last Year Of Trick-Or-Treating & Most Likely Dressing Up. Now Please Do Not Think That I Like Dressing Up In ‘The Sexy Maid’ or ‘The Sexy Little Bo Peep’ and or ‘The Sexy Ketchup Bottle’ …. Yes There is a Sexy Ketchup Bottle….. All I can Say Is HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE FIND KETCHUP SEXY !!?!?!?!?!!?
Every Year For The Past 3 Years I Dress Up in Ripped Clothes Blood Stained Shirts and Rotting Flesh All Over My Face!!!! ……..
Yes Ladies and Gentlemen I’m Some Sort Of Grusome Creature every year for Halloween, prosthetics and special effects made on my own . I absolutely love doing gruesome and or horrifying characters. Like last year I was a scary doll I found a rag doll cosume… unfortunately it was too short so I had to tailor it to be longer and drenched it with blood. I slit the sides of my mouth and created doll like eyes. I took so many photos at school that day it was amazing.
I hope you guys have fun this Halloween I know I will. Im going all out since our spirit day is on halloween. Be safe and get pillowcase after pillowcase of candy!!!
You know what gets under my skin? When people text you back whenever they want either to show something off and get something out of you. Well thats what it is in my case.
See I have this so called ‘friend’ that I used to know back at my old school my freshman year. After I moved all my friends from my previous school stop talking to me. Yes what ‘friends’ don’t you think? Well anyway, this ‘friend’ dosent text me first…I always text her first and its been like this for 2 years the last time she texted me was when she needed a ride to Irving … -.- Do I look like a f*king shoufour to you b*tch?? GAS AINT CHEAP! And today around noon she sends a picture … GUESS WHAT IT IS?
‘My future dress, cute right???’
….. Mind blown…..HELL NO !
have in mind this friend is a 250 pound pale bohemouth wanting to fit in a size 10 when shes a size 20 … Catching my drift here? & So you know I actually tried to be nice here.
‘awe how cute’
*cough cough* NOT
That last part was not included…o_o
It was a black gothic looking dress … Not very flattering. And have also in mind shes one of those girls that are like;
“Even though I’m a whale I still think I’m the sh*t and I can be slutty and I can rock skimpy short shorts*….
Band camp was not favorable….for anyone….
So I decided well okay lets send her a picture of my Prom dress to get a conversation going shall we
*picture sent* boop………..15 mins later… 30 mins later…
I start to ask a question
‘so whats the theme for yours?’
………WELL F*CK YOU TOO B*TCH ! Thirsty attention whore not wanting to start conversation.
If you’re going to send a picture wanting a response you better respond back to a damn complimant motherf*cker!
Awkward Turtle Face OUT!
This was done last weeknd . Hm any thoughts go ahead and share. Special effects every weeknd on my instagram @awkward_turtle_face
Seems like a werewolf has struck!
Special effects makeuo on instagram every weekend @awkward_turtle_face!
Special effects makeup is something I’m good at and I really love it. ! Follow me on instagram @awkward_turtle_face . For pictures everyweekend of a special effects creation :D
I’m a dude, I’m a hunky dude, I’m a bad ass hunky dude!
Christmas time is here!
Yes people its that time of year again, time of the Christmas carols, getting drunk off egg nog, presents and spending time with family and friends. And if you don’t have family nor friends…..you’re just going to have to drink and go clubbing forever alone don’t cha?
Christmas is one of my favorite holidays; besides Halloween and January (My birthday duh!) I just love putting Christmas songs on my stereo and Jam out while I get ready to go somewhere because it just gets my spirits up! Since I’m Mexican our traditions are a little different from here in the U.S. If you’re Mexican or hispanic you would know as a kid you would get so bored and try to escape the Mesa on Christmas Eve. While half the family would be inside the house and other half would be outside singing to let each other in with candles that the grown ups never let you have because they said you would burn your fingers and you kept whining untill they gave it to you and you would burn yourself with the wax and cry about it and they would say
"Ahora te chingas por estar fregando, quedate quieto chamaco"
Which just means that you’re screwed for whining and you can burn yourself and stay still. You know how mothers can be, especially Mexican ones. You don’t stay still they bring out the spoon and you stay oh so very still. A Christmas in Mexico and a Christmas in the U.S are different yet they have some things in common. Wee all have the family over, eat, dance and chat over the yearly stories happening wherever our family has been all year. Always a disagreement here and there, but things always EVENTUALLY patch up. You always have those people in you’re family that cry whenever people leave. Those people that say “HEY COUSIN” and you’re just like I don’t know you where did you come from??
Ha! So you guys should know where I’m going this year. ! Yeah! Forever along with a mistletoe above my head drinking egg nog till I pass out. Joking I’m heading to Mexico driving with my dad and sister. I’m helping drive this year. What fun !
Just remember Christmas is about giving and giving love to people who need it. People loose people that they can never get back, people that they loved, they stay so strong through it all. I have so much respect for those people. Give a random hug to someone you know, tell the people you love that you love them ten million bazillion times! Give the gift of joy and laughter to people in need. Don;t be a Grinch this Christmas because there is someone out there that needs you. I know that corny but you have to admit I’m a little true. haa.
Hope you guys have a fabulous Christmas and a Happy New Year in Just a few more weeks!
Oh Yeah ! Stop being lazy and hang up them Christmas lights so everyone can see the joy!